You need a drink? I need a drink. Fix me a martini — dirty, two olives, up, please? My friend loves a great Cabernet and you look like a whiskey man, am I right? I am an adult, so I want my choice of adult beverages.
Adult Beverages and Vino Need Their Place of Honor in Your Space
Whether you love keeping your bartending accoutrement organized, on display or tucked away, our beverage carts, bottle racks, bar cabinets and other necessities of “happy hour somewhere” are perfect for your bar, kitchen, boudoir or Mad Men lifestyle at the office. Don’t fall into that trap of sticking beautiful bottles of vintner’s’ pride in a dusty corner of your pantry. You need a place to display, store and serve the “nectar of the Gods” that makes the whole experience richer.
When you next share your very adult beverages among your favorite adults, exhibiting bartending skills among friends, you can emulate Tom Cruise in Cocktail and proudly say:
“I am the last barman poet. I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach, the Velvet Hammer, the Alabama Slamma! I make things with juice and froth: the Pink Squirrel, the Three-Toed Sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy: The Iced Tea, The Kamikaze, The Orgasm, The Death Spasm, The Singapore Sling, The Dingaling. America you’ve just been devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to got loaded, why don’t you just order a shot?”
Fix yourself a cocktail or pour a glass of wine and enjoy a quiet moment exploring Chez Roulez’ Adult Beverages & Vino Collection. Just remember not to spill on the keyboard.